Odd, but normal.

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

This is fucking priceless

(via significantdisappointments)

generalbumi:

netlfix:

i am so ashamed of how long it took me to realise london tipton was a mockery of paris hilton

I NEVER KNEWWWW

(via laughcentre)

wild-lion:

I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them

(via laughcentre)

fuckwooper:

money is so stupid and unnessecary we’re meat creatures on a rock floating in space and out entire lives are dominated by little bits of paper

(via laughcentre)